dogs feel shame

According to this article, dogs experience complex emotions like jealousy, pride, and DYING OF EMBARRASSMENT. This dog is wearing a scarf with ears. Over his real ears. Why? Whyyyyyy?

I'm sorry if you know her

If you know this person, and if this post offends you on her behalf, then I'm sorry. But I had to take this opportunity to discuss how "ironically funny-ugly" can be taken too far. In fact, ironcially funny-ugly only works if a person is actually naturally pretty. It's like wings and waffles. It has to be sweet and savory. It can't be savory and savory, or there is no irony. Do you understand? So, if you know this person and you are offended, then I'm sorry I called her funny-ugly, but you really need to have a talk with her.

Huh?

overheard in the war room

• Blaine: I took the "which muppet are you?" quiz.
• Alison: Who were you?
• Blaine: Guess.
• Alison: Rolf the Dog?
• Blaine: No
• Alison: Kermit the Frog?
• Blaine: Yes

• Alison: Which one am I?
• Blaine: Cookie Monster.
• Alison: Why Cookie Monster?
• Blaine: Wild Man.
• Alison: You mean Animal? Why Animal?
• Blaine: The Crazy Chef.
• Alison: Forget it.