signs that I love my camera phone

the McRib is back!

And I still do not get it. People I know and love are irrationally excited by the return of the McPressed Meat sandwich and it really puzzles me. (Kind of like how the funniest people I know think that A Confederacy of Dunces is the most hilarious book ever and yet I can't get through the first chapter.) I've never eaten a McRib before, and perhaps that's my loss. On the other hand, maybe the reason they're only available once a year is that Ronald has to save up enough pig lips and cow buttholes to meet the demand. I do not get it.

I want a second opinion

I took Cricket to the vet the other day because she was limping and she had a bald spot around her eye. The diagnosis: "lameness and alopecia." That cost me $125.00. I should have just sprayed Rogaine on her face.