Boomin' Granny!

Don't hate, player! You WISH you'll look this good when you're in your 70's. When you're her age, are you really going to hustle that titanium hip of yours down to Harwin to pick up the latest fly gear that all the honeys are rockin'? Hell to the nizzo. I bet you'll just stick to some tasteful cardigan and slacks combo. Bo-ring. You'll never pick up your future-ex husband in something like that! Knock-off BCBG is where it's at!