partly cloudy with gusting winds

I recently discovered that I can control the weather, which is very exciting. All I have to do is put on this dress:

and a hot, still day will turn rainy with gale-force winds -- or at least breezy enough to blow the skirt up over my head. If I were craftier I would sew pie weights into the hem; but I'm not, so I make sure to wear clean underwear.