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I just got the best spam ever from Nordstrom! I was invited to join their online advisory panel, whereby I get to offer my advice on how to create a better shopping experience for Nordstrom customers. My first order of business when I take office will be to demand more shapeless dresses!!! I will propose that the retail space Nordstrom is currently wasting on belts and Spanx be reallocated to square-shaped muumuus and all things with no waistlines. Yes we can!!!