parenting compatibility test:

Parenting compatibility test, courtesy of Boden (http://www.bodenusa.com/).

Me: Blaine, look at this photo.

Me: What's wrong with it?

Blaine: They're kids.

Me: And?

Blaine: They're dressed like hookers?

Me: And?

Blaine: They're acting like hookers?

Me: And?

Blaine: They're drinking?
Me: Correct.

Okay, maybe they're not acting like hookers, but the one in the middle is definitely going to grow up to be the girl that "forgets" to wear her undies while getting out of the limo.

Shit like that explains shit like this:

Way to go, media.